Please note: This item comes in white and is not pre-dyed. However, you have the option of dyeing it yourself for a more weathered, personalized look—see further down the page for more info.---As a business owner — and I’m sure most would agree — when the poo hits the fan on a daily basis, it can feel debilitating. Sometimes I even wonder if all this is really worth it.

But then I look at our Smart Doll girls and remind myself, “yes — they are worth it.” ;-)

Now, poo hitting the fan is never pleasant. It sprays everywhere, and sometimes even ends up in your mouth. The worst is after a night of spicy curry — the kind of mess that leaves dents in the furniture if the poo comes with undigested corn. And if it dries out? Even worse — powdery clouds floating into your coffee, and trust me, it does not taste like cinnamon.

Gross? Absolutely. But here’s the thing: cleaning up all that mess has shaped both the business and the product into what they are today. So when people say, “you’re so full of sh*t!” my answer is simple: “Actually — I am!”

Saying that Smart Doll helps me to keep calm and carry on is no exaggeration.

And that, folks, is the origin of the phrase Keep Calm and Carry a Smart Doll. ;-)

Maybe :-)