The Irregular Hem Sweater is now available in Oak Brown. The sweater can be worn on or off-shoulder, with or without long bottoms - but make sure you at least give your Smart Doll a pair of undies to wear or they will slap you with a cheese grater. Made in Kagawa Japan.

Reasons Not to Buy

1. Costs more than 18 Walmart pumpkins.
2. Can't be used instead of a pumpkin for Halloween carvings.
3. Will not grow into more Irregular Hem Sweaters if planted.